Survive the Holiday Frenzy with Fuck that Shit
Let’s cut to the chase: the holidays are a nightmare for your nervous system. December rolls around with its glittery promises, but the reality? Stress. Exhaustion. Pressure to perform. It’s the month where you’re expected to do it all—be cheerful, keep the peace, and somehow enjoy yourself while drowning in a sea of shoulds.
Sound familiar? Then let me introduce you to your new best friend: Fuck that Shit, the herbal potion designed to get you through the madness with your sanity (mostly) intact. It’s not just another self-care trend—it’s the kind of practical magic your nervous system needs to handle the chaos.
I can’t stand the song “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” because, for many of us, it’s just not. Whether it’s the pressure to put on a perfect Christmas, navigating tricky family dynamics, or simply feeling burnt out after a long year, this time of year can leave you drained.
Even with the best intentions to stay mindful, it’s easy to get swept up in the frenzy. That’s why I created Fuck that Shit—to help you find your footing when the world feels like it’s spinning out of control. This isn’t just for Christmas either.
This isn’t just a random mix of herbs—it’s a carefully formulated blend that does exactly what it says on the bottle. Each ingredient is chosen to support your nervous system, balance your hormones, and give you the resilience to handle December’s chaos.
Here’s what’s inside:
Skullcap (Scutellaria lateriflora): A natural nervine that soothes anxiety, calms the mind, and eases that tight feeling in your chest when the stress is too much.
Siberian Ginseng (Eleutherococcus senticosus): The adaptogen that makes you feel like you can take on anything. It supports your adrenals and keeps your energy steady.
Wild Yam (Dioscorea villosa): Your go-to for hormonal balance and keeping irritability at bay—because hormonal swings don’t take a holiday.
Oat Seed (Avena sativa): Deeply nourishing for the nervous system, it works to repair and restore after a long period of burnout.
What People Are Saying
Here’s what one of my regulars shared:
"December used to be a complete write-off for me. Work deadlines, family tension, and trying to keep everyone happy just left me burnt out and miserable. Since discovering this potion, I actually feel like myself during the holidays. It’s been a game-changer—I finally feel like I can breathe again." Kate 42
You don’t need to pretend that the holidays are all joy and magic. What you do need is a tool to help you survive them without completely losing it.This potion gives you the edge to handle the chaos while staying calm, grounded, and balanced.
Ready to try it? Head to my shop and grab a bottle before it’s gone (because trust me, it will be) If you haven’t already fill out my Potion Prescription form here so you can access all the goodies.
This isn’t just a potion—it’s your December survival kit. And honestly, can any of us survive Shitmas without it?
How do I order a potion?
Just head to my potions page and fill out a prescription form - after that, you’ll get a magic password to access my shop. Sorry for the faff, it’s because of stoopid post-Brexit rules about selling herbal remedies!
P.S.
I’m seriously tempted to rebrand this potion as Fuck That Shitmas for the season—what do you reckon? Either way, it’s the only thing you’ll need to keep your cool this holiday.